Friday, 5 June 2009

MUSIC: Ralph Stanley Live Review



Bath Festival: Ralph Stanley
Bath Pavilion (Fri 29 May)

Left to right stand four generally well-filled blue shirts, charcoal grey ties and trousers. Respectively they clothe men clutching fiddle, banjo, guitar and double-bass (or “bass fiddle”). The instruments sing and their voices are of the angels. Soon, a man clad all in black will stand among them. Ralph Stanley has been performing since 1946, and now stands held by a solitary spotlight singing ‘O Death’ acapella. Words fail us (save to say that we’d guess 50% of you, recalling the ‘O Brother…’ soundtrack, are now thinking ‘Oh, him…’). It’s an elemental voice, a wind-blown mix of sand and wood and salt. It sounds a millennia or two older than its 82 years, the witness to every last event that’s happened since. Put simply, it’s the definitive mountain voice. Like Aretha with soul, or Muddy Waters with electric blues, Ralph Stanley came in on the ground floor of his chosen musical form and unwittingly cast its sound in his own image. Every subsequent bluegrass vocalist stands inevitably, respectfully in his shadow. Besides setting them, tonight he also rolls the standards out: ‘Pretty Polly’, ‘Little Maggie’, ‘I Am A Man Of Constant Sorrow’. When he leads a four-part acapella harmony for ‘Amazing Grace’, time stands still.

Thursday, 4 June 2009

MUSIC: Booker T Jones Profile


Wow. I said stuff, he listened and then he, like, said stuff back. I mean… wow. You’d be right in assuming that, for someone who took their first tentative steps in the art of conversation sometime around 1974, the novelty might have worn off by now. For that matter, you may also think that the successful completion of a 25-minute phone call shouldn’t really necessitate a celebratory jumping up and down on the spot. Such, I discover, is the unselfconscious response to crossing off the name that, ever since the death of Johnny Cash, has reigned supreme at the top of my Would Love To Talk To list.
Booker T. Jones. Born in Memphis on 12 Nov 1944. One of the key figures who took all they’d learned from the gospel they played in church and applied it to a new, secular, heart-baring musical form: soul. The organ playing head of The MGs, house band for the Stax label, and therefore one of the most influential acts in the history of popular music. Supplier of the bare bones upon which the likes of Otis Redding, Sam & Dave, the Staple Singers, Wilson Pickett and Albert King sung with largely unchartered abandon about matters of the flesh. A scholarly man who’d split his time between Stax and Indiana University, where he studied classical music composition. Who wrote songs like ‘I Love You More Than Words Can Say’ and ‘Born Under a Bad Sign.’ And who is on the other end of the line.
Regular “How are you?” opening pleasantries reveal that, later today, Jones will be flying down from his home north of San Francisco to play the Coachella festival in Indio, California. Unusually, the question is reciprocated. “You’re in England?” Bristol, yeah. “Oh, ok, cool. Bristol, wooah, I haven’t been there in a while. Nice town.” He sounds sincere. After all, he played the Colston Hall with Otis Redding in 1967, part of the UK tour when the impact their songs were making first began to sink in. “We were Southern boys, we didn’t know the music had been outside of our territory. To see people who’d been listening to us on pirate radio sitting in the front row, singing all the words, was such a compliment. I remember the whole town, the show, the theatre. It was a nice brisk day.”
I’m desperate to talk more about Stax but, after all this time, another five minutes won’t hurt. Instead, I’ll make polite inquiries about ‘Potato Hole.’ Must be nice to be releasing your first album in close on two decades? “It’s been a long time, yeah.” Why now? There follows a chastening lesson of an answer: never be so presumptuous as to second-guess where the most personal revelations of an interview will stem from. “Music has been churning inside me my whole life. I’ve always had the inspiration to put an album out, but haven’t always had the opportunity. For many years I was languishing with the music caught up inside me and not actually coming out. Now that’s over and I’ve got a release – in both ways.”
Those seem like extraordinary circumstances for a man with your musical history. Were you unable to get a deal? “Yeah. And I’ve also been pretty stubborn and singular in my musical quest. I didn’t really conform in the late 60s when I was at Stax, and that cost me. I had a love of jazz, country music, rock, but it was just out of place there. Which is fine,” he says in concessionary tone. “But I walked out...”
Did it feel that Stax were treating you more as an employee than a musician in your own right? “That’s exactly right. I absolutely was an employee, and they had every right to say ‘We’re doing very well and we want to continue with that.’ But, you know, I wasn’t the only one: Otis Redding was a big Rolling Stones fan, Eddie Floyd liked rock.”
‘Potato Hole’ was the result of jamming with Drive-By Truckers, the results “kind of lending themselves to a big funky southern rock ‘n’ roll band.” Neil Young also features. There are covers of Outkast and Tom Waits. It confirms an appetite for listening to new music that hasn’t diminished since playing on Stax’s first hit, Rufus and Carla Thomas’ ‘Cause I Love You.’ When that charted, did you think ‘I really might be onto something here’?
“No. I was in the eleventh grade. What I was onto was the best after-school job anyone could possibly imagine! A staff player making something like $15 a day. I was the highest paid kid in town. I borrowed the baritone sax from the school band room, my friend David Porter came to get me out of class, and borrowed a car to take me over to Stax, so [chuckles heartily] it was all just thrown together. I had no idea it would go any further than Memphis, our local neighbourhood.”
What was the music you drew on when you switched to the organ? “I had taken piano lessons, studied Bach and Handel, and took formal organ lessons from my teacher, Mrs Cole. But at home I listened to Roy Hamilton, blues records on the radio and around town, Hank Williams, a lot of gospel music, playing hymns for the men’s bible class on Sunday mornings. I’d sneak into the church with my dad’s key and play the big pipe organ.”
Last year, one of Jones’ charges, Mavis Staples, told me a little about Southern life in the 60s. “A black family moves into a neighbourhood and the next morning when they get up and go outside, there’s graffiti sprayed on their garage: ‘N-word go home’. Their car is all painted up, some have Klan crosses in the yard.” I put it to Jones that this can’t have been an easy time or place for a multiracial act like The MGs.
“Y’know, Julian, you’re mistaken for this reason: they couldn’t see us. There were no photos of us out at that time. I think black people thought the band was all black, and white people thought it was all white. We didn’t have any difficulty getting on the airwaves. It wasn’t until we played live, and that wasn’t so difficult at first because we either went to a white club or a black club. We kind of side-stepped all the pitfalls, except the restaurants and the hotels. There were times when Al [Jackson, drums] and I would go in to get the food to bring out to Steve [Cropper, guitar] and Duck [Donald ‘Duck’ Dunn, bass], and vice versa. The worst that could happen was you got tossed in jail. But that never happened...”
I tell Jones about one of my favourite records: an outtake from the ‘(Sittin' On) The Dock of the Bay’ sessions, Redding cawing like a seagull, fluffing the outro and the desk responding “You’re not ever gonna make it as a whistler!”
“I have never heard that!” he replies. “You’ll have to tell me where you got it.” I’ll send you a copy. “That’d be great.” I bring it up because, with everyone dissolving into laughter, it sounds such a pleasure. “Yeah… yeah, it was special.” To this point, Jones’ tone has been light and relaxed. Now there’s a weight. Any time I’ve seen the MGs or other Stax hands interviewed, when talk turns to Redding - four decades on from his death in a plane crash at the age of 26, just a fortnight after the ‘Bay’ sessions - it’s always accompanied by a faraway look and a sigh. This isn’t a line of inquiry to pursue much further. Was it like that from the moment he first sung with you? “Every time I was ever close to him it was special, recording or not.” No further questions.
Mr Jones, I should explain. I’ve sold this interview to my editor on the rather tenuous basis that England are playing the West Indies in Bristol on May 24th. And you’re the man responsible for the theme to Test Match Special. Are you aware of ‘Soul Limbo’s popularity with cricket fans over here? “Absolutely! I’ve always appreciated the cricket fans, because they use my song all the time,” he laughs. “I’ve been so jazzed by that! I’d love to hear that song played in the stadium. I’m gonna have to look you up and have you take me to a game.”

Sunday, 16 November 2008

HUMOUR: Barack Obama - The Lost Speeches


Uncle Bill’s Pancake House

Chicago, IL (27 Sept, 2004)

Today, I have been on a journey. Only a couple of blocks from my home, but yet further. A journey beyond those two blocks, beyond my city, beyond my state, and into your state, your city. Your neighborhood. A journey across and throughout the 50 United States of America, this great nation of ours upon which the sweet unfolding of history has placed an Uncle Bill’s Pancake House in every district. A place where honour and tradition stand shoulder to shoulder with optimism and renewal. In my right hand I hold the menu, and as my eyes fall upon that menu I see hope. Real hope. The Multi-Berry Special is a pancake combo where tastes and textures and flavors all mix together to form something new; something different; and something special - an imperfect place made more perfect through its promise of cream on the side. If we order this, then we can begin to turn the page on the invisible barriers - the single berry options - that once ravaged this menu and this establishment: the old divisions of blueberry or blackberry versus strawberry or raspberry. It's time to leave that to yesterday. It's time to choose tomorrow. A tomorrow that will see a new dawn: gluten-free vanilla plum jam. Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, it is gluten-free at last! Yet still we are to arrive at the most important question of all: who’s going to pick up the tab for this breakfast? There can only be one answer. We are. Together. Paying for it with the closest available waitress and paying for it right now, because, my friends, we all know how it is to wait for change. Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time [sits down]. Could I get some napkins, please? [Waitress: I’ll try to find you some and I’ll bring ’em to ya.]


Jiffy Lube

Oklahoma City, OK (4 Feb, 2007)

In franchised automobile service centers and Main Street repair shops, in people’s own garages and right here in this room, the questions are all the same. Will my car leave here in better shape than when it came in? Will my car even be fixed by tomorrow? Who will finally sort out the pinking noise, that age-old symptom of maladjusted ignition timing? This is the Subaru Legacy you inherit today. It's a Legacy of fast-worn fan-belts, a Legacy of lost tire irons somewhere behind the back seat, but above all a Legacy of achieving the greatest triumphs amidst the greatest odds. And surprisingly reasonable gas consumption. It's a story as American as any - that at the edge of despair, ordinary people come to the extraordinary realisation that if we opt for the Jiffy Lube Signature Service® Oil Change, we can cruise freely down future highways. Yes, our greatness as a nation has depended on individual initiative, on a belief in tinkering beneath the hood on a Sunday afternoon. But it has also depended on our collective well of gratitude for the fast lube industry, of mutual respect. Everybody has a car in the driveway, and everybody's got a shot at acquiring speedy car maintenance. Americans know this. We know, too, that Jiffy Lube can't solve all our problems - and we don't want it to. But we also know that there are some things we can't do on our own. We know that there are some things done better by a guy with access to a hydraulic car lift. I won't stand here and say that fixing the pinking noise will be easy, or pretend to know all the answers. But there's a few places we can start. If we raise the hood together, we raise hope. If we raise… yeah, sure, here are the keys.

Sunday, 13 January 2008

MUSIC: Strummerville

As originally published in the Daily Telegraph:

Madness Live Review

Palace Theatre, Bridgwater, Somerset (Tue 8 Jan)

“My hand’s going in here… pink!” You’re listening to the sound of Alan Yentob calling the raffle. “81!” He stands onstage beneath a high vaulted ceiling, overlooked by a large rear balcony, surrounded by purple walls, like Brixton Academy made over by a youth club. Though, if memory serves, the Academy doesn’t have a test your strength punch bag on the way in. Welcome to Strummerville. They do things differently here.

Three weeks before his death, Joe Strummer played the Palace himself. Five years on, friends – celebrity and otherwise – are raising money for the Engine Room, a charity set up in his honour to help aspiring musicians from – and infrastructure of - his adopted hometown. “There are 500 Tauntons across the South West, but only one Bridgwater!” cries patron, Julien Temple, another to fall for the historically arty charms of a place often written off as an impoverished urban blot on the dramatically sweeping West Country landscape. He’s about to introduce an act that some refuse to believe are here at all. “We sold all 800 tickets in 10 minutes,” he told me earlier, “but they were arguing in the street: ‘No, it must be a tribute band’.”

Madness are a step ahead of Bridgwater Town Hall in their regeneration plans. Last month they were the other band to pack out the O2 Arena. On Monday they’ll release new single ‘NW5’; in half an hour they’ll drop it into tonight’s greatest hits set and it will sound utterly seamless.

Roxy Music ace Andy Mackay (charcoal suit by Armani, yellow tie by Biggins) adds gratuitous sax to ‘One Step Beyond’, and so begins an hour of unremitting joy. Eight men and 20sq ft of stage means seven have to stand still. The other makes up for them. Patenting that stiff, animatronic dance style in his youth is paying big dividends for Suggs now – he could keep this up for years. The charm, longer still: “I knew it was going to be a lovely evening the moment I stepped into your fair town.”

‘Baggy Trousers’ strikes up. Balding men share knowing smiles and break into the time-honoured jogging on the spot dance. The rest of the room follows, and the Palace looks like the happiest all-ages gym in the world. ‘London Calling’ announces the encore and dancing continues through misty eyes. Next up at the Palace, says a brimming collection of adjectives on the door, is ‘the brilliant fantastic My Winehouse’. For tonight, though, the tribute bands can wait.

Wednesday, 13 June 2007

HUMOUR: Tony Blair - My Legacy

[Shuffles notes. Waits for make-up lady to apply sheen of moistness to the eyes. Clears throat] They say it’s raining. They say it’s pouring. They say Britain’s gone to bed and bumped its head, but I tell you this: it will get up in the morning. Just as it has got up on countless mornings before, and shall do again. And I’ve been there with you. We’ve seen fire and we’ve seen, y’know… rain. We’ve seen sunny days that we thought would never end and lonely times when we could not find a friend. Or so people would have you believe.
Because I look back to 2002. Those dark days when I felt as only Churchill had done before me: the one leader in Europe crying “Freedom!” Country on the brink of imminent destruction. Dark days… until the friend. For there, in the gardens of Camp David, I heard a voice. A voice that needs no introduction. “Say, Tony,” it said. “The hell with those French appetisers. If we’d appetised Hitler in that big war they had back then, they’d all be speaking Polish now anyhow. Whadya say we liberatiate a pack of Tangy Cheese Doritos?”
But this was no time for snack-bites; I could feel the hand of history on my shoulder. Though moved by this token of friendship, this common bond of understanding that has united our two great nations down through the ages, I declined. As Prime Minister of Great Britain, I felt under no compulsion to accept a Tangy Cheese Dorito unless I believed with all my heart that it was the only course of action to take based on the evidence available to me at the time. And when George accepted my tough, unilateral decision with good grace, in return I agreed to commit troops to Iraq. Such is the give-and-take of true friendship.
But now, I’m leaving. In a sense, the sun is setting. Tomorrow will bring a new dawn, with a new, radiant sun. Gordon. In the meantime, as shadows lengthen, I’ve begun to reflect on something I’ve never previously given much thought: my legacy. It isn’t Iraq, of course. I know I’ve freed its people from a tyrant, laid the foundations of democracy and brought hope to millions, but ‘legacy’ means the setting in place of something concrete. I simply began the healing process – it falls to someone else to complete it. Iraq, will be Gordon’s legacy.
My own lies elsewhere. Something I promised as long ago as 1996. Something often misquoted. So let me remind you of the time I stood up at conference and pledged that our three priorities in government would be “Reconciliation, reconciliation, reconciliation.” As you know, the changes in Northern Ireland have been staggering. I planned each charted course, each careful step along the byway. But more - much more than this – I did it. Finally. Now, barely a month later, the sight of Martin McGuinness and the Reverend Ian Paisley laughing together behind my back has become an iconic image. And mine is the first generation able to contemplate the possibility that we may live our entire lives without sending our children to Ulster.
[Glances up from notes] Look, do you mind if we skip this bit? This ‘quantum revolution in gay rights’ stuff is all very well and, y’know, I’m happy for them, but it’s just… we’ve never really spoken about it; doesn’t play too well on the doorsteps of Guildford, according to Peter. So, if you want to bung in a line about equality, go for ‘equality of opportunity’. Talk about tuition fees or something. Right, the big finish. [Returns to notes. Eye-moistening lady responds to beckoning. Brow readies an emotional-yet-stoic position. ] Now, as Gordon readies himself to move into Number Ten, I leave you with these words. Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here praying for you. Whatever it takes, or how my heart breaks, I will be right here. Praying for you.
Tony Blair was practising his final farewell speech with Julian Owen.

TV Listings

As originally published in Venue magazine:

Darcey Bussell’s Farewell: Live

Friday, 9.00-10.30, BBC2
In which The People’s Ballerina does the dying swan thing one last time, and an elderly lady living at the top of The Mall dispatches her favourite chef before hungrily fastening a serviette. Possibly. More assuredly, the Royal Ballet's most famous toe-pointer will take her final, Kenneth MacMillan-choreographed steps to the tune of Mahler's Song Of The Earth, having first enjoyed a Martha Kearney-fronted career hagiography. Fans of drinking games might like to ready their glasses in anticipation for each utterance of the words ‘darling’, ‘simply’, and ‘marvellous’.


The Culture Show

Saturday, 7.20-8.10, BBC2
Verity Sharp examines the £100million refurbishment of the Royal Festival Hall as the arts venue prepares to reopen its doors, and it’s the beginning of this weekend’s feast of Cocker, as Jarvis talks about helming this year’s Meltdown Festival. And a curator’s egg of choices he’s made, too: Motorhead are all well and good, but he’s obviously not heard the new Iggy and The Stooges album. Still, nice to see a little exposure for SUNN O))), arguably the world’s finest exponents of drone. Sportingly, the programme also features an interview with one of their chief rivals for the title, Peter Mandelson.

George Michael: The Road To Wembley

Saturday, 9.10-10.15, C4
“… and a special helpline has been set up for anyone concerned that friends or family may have cars parked in the area.”

How We Built Britain

Sunday, 9.30-10.30, BBC1
Ah, hubris: so much to answer for. Building England’s largest private house, Holdenby Hall in Northamptonshire, wasn’t enough for Sir Christopher Hatton. Not when there was a monarch to impress and a troublesome blot on the landscape (or, in modern parlance, an entire village). So he had it moved. Alas, Elizabeth I never arrived, and he died penniless. So continues David Dimbleby’s entertaining exploration of the great country houses of the 16th century, when your claim to architectural greatness was gauged by the scale of your chimney crop - Burghley House in Lincolnshire had 76 – and Her Madge’s playful penchant for murdering Catholic clergy was countered by master builder, Nicholas Owen, who travelled the country devising ingenious ‘priest-holes’ to conceal them. Still, it’s hard not to wonder whether Mr Dimbleby’s adherence to the old journalistic maxim of ‘assume nothing’ might not be reaching its outer limits: “Elizabeth didn't build much herself,” he notes, helpfully.

Hollywood Greats

Monday, 10.35-11.15, BBC1
Typically inspired piece of programming from the Beeb, this. First up, Jonathan Ross gets to perform his ‘I wuv you’ routine for Helen Mirren, with the grating (Harrison Ford) and the good (Jeremy Irons) turning out to pay tribute. Then the schedulers opt to follow it not with one of her lesser-seen screen gems (Cal, Hamlet) - or even the higher profile Long Good Friday or Some Mother’s Son - but Last Orders, a so-so, bloke-centric ensemble piece in which she barely features.

Lenny’s Britain

Tuesday, 9.00-10.00, BBC1
Mr Henry travels the UK in a bid to find out ‘what makes people laugh and how humour is used in everyday life’. Forgive our cynicism, but isn’t this rather like sending a piece of chalk to report the goings on in a cheese factory?





Frank Skinner’s Tough Gig

Tuesday, 10.00-10.30, ITV1
Given his booze-guzzling past, perhaps ‘Frank Skinner’s Free Shot’ was considered too risqué a title. As it is, we’re supposed to believe that visiting a New Age retreat in Dorset – replete with programmes for ‘personal growth’ and spewing forth the mumbo-est of jumbo – represents some kind of comic challenge. On second thoughts, perhaps we’re being unfair: according to some poll we’re sure we saw somewhere, our friends in the allegedly ‘spiritual’ community recently pipped both Ian Paisley Jr and the entire population of Canada to the title of Least Likely To Laugh At Themselves.

Gilbert White: The Nature Man: BBC Four On BBC Two

Tuesday, 11.20-12.20, BBC2
Trust the BBC Four slot to contain the highlight of the week: a documentary wholly original in its subject matter, fronted by a proper historian rather than some clueless sleb with a bland script and pushy agent, confident enough in the strength of a compelling narrative not to opt for the ghastly, audience-underestimating ‘reconstruction’ approach. Michael Wood tells the tale of Gilbert White, widely regarded as the founding father of the ecology movement. Rejected by the both the objects of his desire and the church, in 1787 he went on to revolutionise the way we perceive the natural world by penning ‘The Natural History of Selborne’ (pre-Potter, the fourth most-published English language book in the world). Sir David Attenborough is among the contributors.

Britney: Off The Rails

Wednesday, 10.00-11.05, C4
Aptly leaping straight into the Desperate Housewives slot comes this Britney doc and, my, how she’s fallen since those halcyon St Trinian’s days. Type her name into Google’s predictive toolbar and here’s what you get: ‘no underwear’, ‘shaved head’, ‘crotch shot’, and ‘bald’. Hardly able to top what’s already been revealed come a fleet of money-grabbing, jilted acquaintances and several rent-a-quote no-marks to lob a fistful of salt into an open wound. Sorry, we’ll write that again. Hardly able, etc, come her first agent, childhood best friend, journalists and music industry professionals to offer a unique, insider’s perspective.

Mary, Queen Of Shops

Thursday, 9.00-10.00, BBC2
A classic example of title-before-content commissioning. Apparently, the titular Ms Portas is something of a retail guru. Like you give a shit. Instead, here are a few surefire winners of our own. Edward the Contessa: following the tribulations of a wealthy, pre-op transgender patient. Richard the Lionheart: life with an eco-unfriendly transplant beneficiary. William the Concubine: unfortunate ex-pat falls on hard times in China. Alfred the Grate: fireside-dwelling chap who… (Look, this has got to stop. Ed.)

Question Time

Thursday, 10.35-11.35, BBC1
So it’s come to this. In lieu of a Labour leadership contest, poor old Dimbers is reduced to interviewing the six snivelling excuses for democracy who refused to stand against Gordon, preferring instead to vie for the unenviable responsibility of wiping clean Prescott’s desk. We were going to suggest a continuation of Friday’s drinking game, whereby you’d award yourself a single shot for each time you heard the phrase ‘tough decisions’ or ‘time for a new politics’, and a double for every ‘going forward’. Sadly, our resident health expert ruled otherwise.

MUSIC: Michael Eavis Interview

The physicists might not have noticed, but – ever so slightly - the world shifted on its axis last week. Upon return from its regular pre-match briefing with Michael Eavis down at Worthy Farm, Rock Desk turned its attention to the music inbox. Having first reassured a number of concerned parties that, no, it really wasn’t in need of a 10” hammer to plesure its gril, it discovered an altogether more unlikely email from Mendip District Council.
Now, you’ll recall that MDC are the body responsible for licensing Glastonbury Festival. And that, not so long ago, Eavis was taking them to court, claiming that councillors were trying to block the event because he had “rattled a few right-wing cages” with his CND involvement. As recently as 2003 – despite no police objections – MDC rejected his license application, partly on the grounds of ‘the cost of the festival to the public purse’.
Après le lofty disdain… ‘The Glastonbury Festival helps put our wonderful district on the map’, beams the missive sent from the desk of MDC leader, Cllr Ken Maddock. ‘Wherever I go people don't usually know where Mendip is, but as soon as I tell them we are the district council responsible for licensing the Glastonbury Festival, then their eyes light up in recognition’. Indeed, so proud is Cllr Maddock of the event, that - with backing from a government tourism quango - he’s inviting fellow local bigwigs from across country to see first-hand just what a jolly good thing a festival on one’s doorstep can be. All of which means that the Friday line up is now set to include Arctic Monkeys, Rufus Wainwright, Amy Winehouse, Charlotte Meller from the Local Authorities Coordinators Of Regulatory Services, and councillors representing the City of York, Essex County Council and North Cornwall District Council.
Eavis has played his hand well, and played it long. Improvements in ticketing distribution and security have been key in assuaging villagers’ fears. Nobody mentions the fence anymore. Well, nobody save Eavis himself, who smiles as he notes it “snaking beautifully across the countryside” from his farmhouse base. Pilton residents have long been given free entry to the festival. This year, those not wishing to attend have been offered £150 for their ticket; one family of five has opted to take the £750 and head off for a summer break.
In return for his smoothing of both logistical operations and village relations, Eavis has been richly rewarded. Partly with the pleasure of hosting Cllr Maddock and chums, of course, but mainly by the passing of a four-year license – with annual renewal headaches now going the way of loitering touts and free milk – and a capacity extended to 177,500. Glastonbury, finally, is a respectable institution, even in the eyes of its nearest neighbours.
With the last corner of a long journey apparently turned, it’s perhaps little wonder that we find Eavis in a sentimental mood. “When I was a kid I used to build camps in the woods here. I was so excited. It’s exactly the same feeling I have now, and that was 60 years ago. Isn’t it strange? We used to generate electric with a bicycle, little light bulbs all over the place. It’s the same thing now, except the light bulbs are bigger. And 400 generators rather than just one bicycle dynamo.”
We’re sitting at a table in the site’s premier chill-out zone: a converted barn just across the back garden from the main house, all low sofas, high beams, and walls of deepened Suffolk pink. An anthology of Dylan lyrics and a print of John Peel bookend the neatly arranged line of bronzed, raised middle fingers denoting a succession of NME awards. A large, informal photographic collage of friends and family stands opposite a black-and-white print taken at the inaugural event in 1970. Still, not all is calm. Irish singer Lisa Hannigan dropped out this morning; Stephen Fretwell’s name stands bold on a sheet of paper next to Eavis’ phone. First, though, he needs to run the plan past the manager of the acoustic stage. “They won’t necessarily be pushed about by me, although I do try. That’ll be my first call when you’ve gone.”
Before we retired here, it was also the subject of the last call back in the office. Following last year’s time out, does the 71-year old Eavis really need to be throwing himself back into the festival maelstrom? “It’s a good thing to come back into, because the farm is very stagnant on its own. Certainly the farm staff appreciate the break, and so do the villagers. In an agricultural sense the fallow year charges up the soil and the land. And myself and the crew come back full of energy and it keeps the magic alive. Otherwise it’s just Reading or Castle Donington or something, which just isn’t the same. We don’t have to do it; the money that comes in is not essential to anyone. We’ve got another life here.”
On the drive down, there was a venture capitalist on the radio recommending that people should buy into festivals: high risk, but high return. “I suppose for some people maybe it would work,” says Eavis, sceptically, “but it’s not the way that we do it. There are no shares and no capital involved, and so we go from hand to mouth every year. We sell all the tickets, spend most of it back onsite, and give away 10% to charity. In theory that should give them £2m. Beyond that there are no real profits involved. We get paid for the land use, all the farmers get rent for the land. Shares and profit wouldn’t work at Glastonbury, they’d spoil the whole ethos. But then we’re different, aren’t we? We’ve got old fashioned principles. That’s why we’re so popular, I suppose. People trust us. I had four letters of complaint last time, after all that water round the railway line and people out in canoes. The public are so good to us, and we’re totally beholden to that trust.
“Although we earn a lot, it does go out so fast. Police are £1m, security is £1m, fence is £1m, flood stuff’s £1m – that’s £4m gone straight away on four items. That’s before you’ve even started paying for the infrastructure onsite. We’ve put in a new water main that’s four or five miles long, and extra flood relief. Altogether we’re talking about £1m extra expenditure, but it’s permanent stuff – it’ll certainly be there for 10 years, so it’s a good investment. And I still want to get £2m out of it at the end.”
Besides the free recycled toilet rolls and the campaign to sign up a 100,000 revellers to a 16-step method of reducing environmental impact, Eavis is keen to talk about bio-fuel. “Industrial fat, it’s called. Someone has made a business out of catching all that fat, refining it, and turning it into diesel fuel. So we’re buying everything and using it everywhere we can. I had the buyer here yesterday, and said ‘just buy it all – we need it’.”
Musically speaking, he’s also pretty darn keen on Joss Stone, set to play the relatively small environs of the Leftfield Tent backed by James Brown’s former band. “She’s gone all political now, dyed her hair purple. So I thought the tent would be the perfect place for her. She can whinge and complain as much as she likes, and they’ll love her for it.”
Eavis is, of course, as media-savvy as they come. His projected image of the farmer thrilled to have all of these wonderful musicians gathering on his land might be a fair one, but the machinations behind Stone’s confirmation – revealed in tones of apparent surprise – speak of someone altogether more knowing. “I read through the list of released names last week and asked ‘Where the hell is Joss Stone?’ So I said that to someone in the press yesterday, and this morning Joss Stone’s people said ‘because you lifted the embargo yourself we’ll have to go with it’. It was just a chatty piece on the radio but it got out, you see?”
400,000 people pre-registered for this year’s festival, on a system intended to limit buyers to a maximum of four tickets. In the event, says Eavis, “once they’d pre-registered they could just click and carry on, and I’m not sure whether that’s a good thing.” It is, though, just the one glitch waiting to be ironed out; the introduction of photo ID has, it seems, worked a treat. “There’s no re-sale going on, which is such a relief. It’s that profit thing again: it cuts out those buying cheap, selling dear, and being proud of it. It really annoyed me. People thought I was going too far with it, and said ‘it doesn’t matter because we’ve sold out’, but it went against the spirit of the festival.”
Back out near the farm’s perimeter, beneath a cloudless blue sky, stand a fleet of empty caravans. They’re temporary home to the hired hands now moving towards a most unusual crop: row upon row of the criss-crossed wire frames that will form the inner fencing; all laid out, ready for the planting. “Perfect weather,” says Eavis. “All the heavy stuff’s coming in, the generators and staging, all the big tops, so we really need the fields dry. Better now than during the festival for us, so we’re all jumping about and it’s all go.”